Hi, I’m Big Dumn Goobitz.

Today I turned 50 and as far back as I can remember my daddy use to call me a big dumb goobitz.

My muma uses to tell us to smarten up. I mean over and over again. No matter what we did. If we didn’t eat our vegetables, smarten up! If I didn’t comb my hair, smarten up. If I fell down the stairs, smarten up.

Once my brother and I were sticking our tongues out at each other and at that exact moment, muma told us both to smarten up. Since then our faces haven’t gone back to normal.